Tune in daily for Good Morning Creemore

Creemore Echo Communications intends to add a significant amount of pizazz to its ever growing media empire by expanding into local cable network television, launching a glitzy morning talk show.

Good Morning Creemore will rival Good Morning America and Breakfast Television, sure to steal viewers who would rather hear even more about sexy topics like speed limits, garbage can sizes and Ontario Land Tribunals.

Publisher Sara Hershoff will host this throw-back talk show with her trusty sidekick and editor Trina Berlo.

The set is being built, video cameras have been borrowed from the museum, and the show is about to start. Appearing each weekday morning, to analyze and anticipate the important topics of the day, viewers will be riveted by in-depth discussions on opening hours of the township administration centre, the merits of curbside service in a post-covid world, and daily updates on capacity at the sewage treatment plant.

“While we never shy away from these important topics, the show will also provide us an opportunity to explore the lighter side of life in Creemore,” said Hershoff.

Guests will be selectively invited to make special appearances to share fashion tips, lifestyle and home decor expertise. Wondering how to get that farm chic look at double the price? What footwear is most resistant to Creemore’s sandy streets? And, are scrunchies really back in style? Segments will include “Traffic Talk,” “Echo MD” and “Poop Patrol,” where we catch people in the act of neglecting their poop-and-scoop obligations.

“No topic is taboo,” said Hershoff. “And no expense will be spared.”

Good Morning Creemore will tap into a wealth of local knowledge with celebrity guests from The Horticultural Society, The Purple Hills Arts and Heritage Society, the Tree Society of Creemore, and the Creemore Society of Societies.

And of course, the news! The news will not be overlooked. Expect more news tickers than any other morning show with up to the second weather for all local hamlets, and plans are in the works for an eye-in-the-sky traffic cam perched high atop Creemore’s forthcoming three-storey buildings.

The show launches April 1, April Fool’s Day. Tune in to Channel 3 every weekday morning at 7 a.m. Lucky daily contest winners will get free copies of the previous week’s newspaper.